rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

(via martinfreeman)


emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(via tyleroakley)


emkaymlp:

Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.

(via elphabaoftheopera)


niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(via pizza)


celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

(via reineginger)



luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

(via pizza)


ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

(via reineginger)


humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

(via pizza)


brandonu22:

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

I thought this was Justin Bieber

brandonu22:

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

I thought this was Justin Bieber

(via reineginger)