officialunitedstates:

hydrocyanicacid:

officialunitedstates:

please click the ads on my blog

there are no ads on your blog besides this one that says “follow”

you want to go ahead and click that button

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

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hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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I’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye

I cry every time!

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officialunitedstates:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

Pinky swear

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venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

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beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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